Soooo damn funny
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said,
'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your
mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the
father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he
asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past
your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I
heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too And I'll be damned if I'm
staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!
'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your
mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the
father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he
asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past
your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I
heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too And I'll be damned if I'm
staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!
ROTF...cute
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